Couch Dress?

Ok, now we've seen everything. This company has stitched together about 5 afghans, mostly ripples, all colors. Then they've attached them to a custom fitted dress bodice, and they're selling them for $349.00!! Well, maybe they're not selling them, they are offering them for sale. Would anyone really pay this much for this product? Would anyone wear it? Wait a minute, how do you put this dress on? What happens when the phone rings, the tea kettle whistles, or you have to go to the bathroom? And if your skirt is 4 full sized afghans, why are your arms bare?
Let's all wrap an afghan around our shoulders, pull the afghan we're crocheting up on our lap and keep warm while we work! We'll be smart, and save money.